Simpsons Theme Park: Like TV, With More Screaming

“The ride is designed to duplicate the Simpsons home-viewing experience, only at high speed and with lots of screaming.� —Matt Groening, on Universal Studios’ 2008 Simpsons-themed ride

“It was really weird because the governor of New York came up to me and said, ‘I’m a fan, I vote.’� —Sanjaya Malakar

“And now the president’s dead / Because they blew off his head / No more neck to be red / I guess to heaven he fled.� —Lyrics from Sum 41’s “Dogs,� which singer Deryck Whibley describes as a “metaphor� for Bush’s incompetence

“My partying is, like, lame. We’ll have Death Wish parties or we’ll have a whole Charles Bronson night.�— Non-clubber Shia LaBeouf

“He has put a lot of his foolish behavior behind him.� —Attorney Jan Handzlik, defending his client, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, who pleaded guilty to contempt of court after calling U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak a “judge gone wild.�