50 Cent Reveals That ‘Ride the Rollercoaster’ Doesn’t Involve Actual Rides

1. 50 Cent, “Amusement Park�
On this leaked track from his forthcoming Curtis, the man who once asked you to lick his lollipop invites you to ride his roller coaster, proving that he still has a way with a subtle metaphor. [Nah Right]

2. Wilco, “One True Vine�
If Sky Blue Sky wasn’t mellow enough for you, try this new, even-mellower b-side. [Motovres Music]

3. Guns N’ Roses, “There Was a Time�
Axl can leak as many Chinese Democracy songs as he wants; we still don’t believe the album actually exists. [Idolator]

4. Kings of Leon, “My Third House�
If Caleb Followill really does own three houses, there’s a lot more money in being the Tennessean Strokes than we thought. [Fuel Friends]

5. Ghostface Killah, Denmark radio interview
Over 22 inexplicable minutes, Ghostface muses on the apocalypse, being in a shoot-out with sixties soul group the Delfonics, and all the things that make him cry. [Oh Word] —Lane Brown