Carrie Fisher Sees Vaginas Everywhere

“When I had to watch a mynock hit the screen of the spacecraft I was supposed to be quite alarmed. And I said, ‘What is a mynock?’ I was really never told — I was simply told that it was just really awful and to behave accordingly. I still don’t know what the hell that was. But it was quite appalling — it looked a little like, well, vaginalike.�—Carrie Fisher, on reacting to green screens on the set of Star Wars [Empire Online]

“How many 83-year-old men get up every morning knowing that they’re going to have a standing ovation sometime during the day?�—Bob Barker, on what he’ll miss about The Price Is Right [CNN]

“It was the opposite of baptism by fire. It was baptism by sweet, creamy chocolate.�
—Janeane Garofalo, on making her television debut on The Ben Stiller Show [A.V. Club]

“The title is hot. But at the same time, ‘exclusive’ is something everybody can’t get. So when people do get it, it’s special to them.�—Chris Brown, whose second album, Exclusive, will be available to everybody August 28 [MTV]

“It was my belief that he was kind of a young doe lost amongst the wildebeests.�—Corey Feldman thinks deep thoughts about friend and frequent co-star Corey Haim’s drug problems [TV Guide]
—Lindsey Thomas