Mary Louise Parker Astonished by Marijuana’s Overwhelming Popularity

“A lot of people must smoke pot or something, because nobody has really objected to it.� —Mary Louise Parker expresses surprise that people aren’t shocked by her pot-dealing character on Weeds [HR]

“He’s like the Van Gogh of presidents — never sold one in his lifetime, but wait!� —Bill Maher on George W. Bush [EW]

“They’re drunks, they’re drug addicts, they’re narcissists, they are backstabbers. It’s a terrible group of people. If you’re willing to hang around with those people to make your dreams come true, than, yes, show business is for you.�—Comedian and Mr. Show alum Paul F. Tompkins [A.V. Club]

“[I] Don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’� —Gene Simmons on open marriage [TV Guide]

“One of the first calls I made, I made to her, and I haven’t heard back from that bitch.� —The Office’s Rainn “Dwight� Wilson on Jenna “Pam� Fischer, whom he called after they were both nominated for Emmys yesterday [People]
—Hannah Tucker