Anna Faris Sucks

Faris in Deep: Anna Faris will star as porn star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic on the Deep Throat actress. Her parents must be thrilled! [MTV]

Chronic Lateness: Dr. Dre told the Los Angeles Times this morning that his long-delayed final album, Detox, won’t be released this year. Translation: It will never, ever come out. [LAT]

Gabba Gabba Sue: Former Ramones drummer Richard “Ricchie Ramone� Reinhardt is suing Apple, Wal-Mart, and RealNetworks, claiming they didn’t have permission to sell downloads of six songs he cowrote. [Reuters]

Sex and the City Movie Spoilers!: A spy on the set of the forthcoming Sex and the City movie reports that one of the film’s main characters will experience a major, life-changing event. If you didn’t want to know that, then whatever you do, don’t read the previous sentence! [AICN]

Who?: Rose McGowan was allegedly close to a starring role in the Wachowski brothers’ upcoming film version of Speed Racer, but lost the part after producers thought her recent plastic surgery left her “unrecognizable.� We thought it was Grindhouse that made her unrecognizable! [NYDN]