New iPods Include Built-In Wi-Fi to Better Facilitate Stealing of Music

As predicted by nerds on the Internet, Steve Jobs announced moments ago that Apple’s new flagship iPod will feature a touch screen and wi-fi connection, making it possible — finally! — to pirate music without even owning a computer. It’s a great day for Apple, music fans, and also, on a semi-related note, Justin “The Mac Guy� Long, who’s apparently been making out with Drew Barrymore.

New iPod Touch Makes Us Drool, Itch with Desire [Gizmodo]
Side Dish [NYDN]
Earlier: New iPods Coming!