Jay-Z Writes Happiest-Ever Song About Crack

1. Jay-Z, “Roc Boys (And the Winner Is)�
In all our hysteria over the surprise Radiohead album, we almost forgot about the surprise Jay-Z album. But this happy little tune about selling crack makes us excited all over again. [Nah Right]

2. Radiohead, “Videotape (Mojib Remix)�
This remix may not be very good, but it was certainly completed in less than a day. [I Guess I’m Floating]

3. Tay Zonday, “Chocolate Rain� (live in Minneapolis)
An audience at the same venue where Ryan Adams was booed recently cheers loudly for this idiot, proving once and for all that Minnesotans are completely nuts. [Culture Bully]

4. Justice, “D.A.N.C.E. (Les Rythmes Digitales)�
If you can’t afford an iPod specifically to hold the million or so remixes of this track, then this is probably the only one you really need. [Stereogum]

5. The Flaming Lips, “Maybe I’m Not the One�
For some bands, writing one song for the soundtrack to a crappy Ben Stiller movie would have been enough, but not the Flaming Lips, apparently. [Leather Canary]