Lisa Edelstein Vows to End Writers’ Strike With Her Boobs

“I’m all for Cuddy having sex sometime this season, so honk if you want to see my boobs.� —Lisa Edelstein, hopeful that the prospect of her character sleeping with House will bring an end to the writers’ strike [TV Guide]

“If you paid more than $20 on Craigslist you are a sucker, because it’s going to be on TV for free in a few weeks.� —Tina Fey to audience members who attended Monday night’s live performance of an upcoming 30 Rock episode at the UCB Theatre [HuffPo]

“The Bible says, ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.’ And you know, there’s a Scientology principle: ‘Do not create experiences for others that they cannot comfortably perceive.’�—Will Smith on why there will not be a sequel to Wild Wild West [HuffPo]

“It won’t happen again, though. Peeing is now one of my rituals before going onstage.� —Fergie on how she hopes to avoid peeing her pants onstage in the future [OK!]

“I’m 30 years old and Irish.� —August Rush star Jonathan Rhys Meyers on why he won’t stop drinking [Starpulse]
—Matt Demblowski