Just Because Tommy Chong Is High Right Now Doesn’t Mean He Can’t Fix the Economy

“I love it when they say that. ‘Are you high right now, Tommy Chong? What are you thinking?’ I am high, as a matter of fact. I stay as high as I can now. But I do have a plan for the country.� —Tommy Chong [A.V. Club]

�I’m not Julia Roberts. And I could have been.� —Sean Young [EW]

“For some people, ‘self-indulgent’ is a criticism. For me, it’s a huge compliment. I’m in this to be self-indulgent. I have no idea what I’m doing.� —The Mars Volta’s Omar Rodriguez-Lopez [A.V. Club]

“His phone number is on my phone, and he’s waiting for me to call him to do something together. Why haven’t I called him? I’m too intimidated. I’m star-struck. He’s like a huge, giant rock star, and I’ve listened his albums thousands of times. Why wouldn’t I be intimidated by him?� —Michael Showalter on John Mayer [A.V. Club]

“As for Taco Bell, I would never go on TV and promote some product I think is crap, but no one assumes that. But I don’t think people think Joe Jackson eats Taco Bell.� —Joe Jackson on “One More Time� appearing in a Taco Bell commercial [MSNBC]