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Poster for Woody Allen’s ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’ Does Not Play Down Movie’s Threesome
In the ongoing battle between the threesome-publicizing staff tasked with promoting Woody Allen’s upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona and the threesome-nixing director himself (“People who come and expect those exaggerations are going to be disappointedâ€), threesomes scored an impressive victory today with the movie’s new poster, featuring Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Javier Bardem apparently engaged in, or on their way to, a threesome. We look forward to Allen’s revised, unsexy version which will likely show the trio, in separate photos, wearing snowsuits.
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