“If [Daddy Yankee] debates me about politics, he will never talk another word about a politician for the rest of his life.†—Fat Joe attacks Daddy Yankee over his support for John McCain [NYP]
“But, for Earl’s creator, Greg Garcia, who referred to me as a ‘psychotic,’ I have only one question. Why are you Scientologists always rendering these medical opinions you aren’t qualified to give?†—Alec Baldwin [HuffPo]
“I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001.†—Stephen Colbert [AP via Canadian Press]
“I’m excited to meet Michael Phelps! He’s gonna be naked in all the sketches I write, for sure.†—Kristen Wiig [People]
“To be honest, man, I really appreciate that people appreciate what I do, but I don’t like that type of pressure. Like, I hate it, to be honest. I cannot save no whole rap game.†—André 3000 [MTV]