Normally we’re able to curb our fanboyish sensibilities when it comes to passing along unconfirmed rumors about unconfirmed films, but this dispatch we received direct from the Department of Totally Awesome was too good not to share. Seemingly Judd Apatow has approached SNL’s Bill Hader about making a slasher movie, one that Hader describes as being “partially Straw Dogs meets Halloween meets Home Alone meets Monster Squad.†While horror and comedy are two great tastes that rarely taste great together, if there’s anyone who could raise the bar that the original Scream set way back in 1996, it’s probably these guys. Count us in. [CHUD]