“We were dangerously venturing into an area where everyone was so fake no one would have given a shit when it ended.†—Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence on his show’s upcoming finale [Ausiello Files/EW]
“I don’t think Chris realized he was in a band until 2001. He all of a sudden woke up one day and realized he was in a band. He thought he was just recording my solo project.†—Ben Gibbard on the origins of Death Cab for Cutie [A.V. Club]
“I think [the fact] that so many people are wondering along with me definitely puts pressure on my choices!†—Aubrey O’Day may get pressured into bisexuality [MTV]
“Apparently everyone who fought in the Cuban revolution wrote a memoir.†—Steven Soderbergh on some of the source materials for Che [A.V. Club]
“I’m done with beefs this year. I’m just gonna become a rapper. I’m just like Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer. I am a rapper.†—Jim Jones [MTV]