Entertainment Tonight just caught up with Tom Cruise in Germany, where he’s out on the promotional trail for Valkyrie. In a good-natured but ultimately boneheaded attempt at kissing up to the star, ET eighth-string correspondent Thea Andrews gave the proud father a teddy bear intended for his daughter, one that’s dressed up like Cruise’s character in the film. Yes, that’s right, a Nazi teddy bear. Sweet dreams, Suri! [ET via OHNOTHEYD!DNT]