And you thought those soundboard tapes of David Lee Roth’s isolated vocals from “Runnin’ With the Devil†sounded bad? Just wait until you hear Beyoncé “singing†(used only in the loosest sense of the term) “If I Were a Boy†on the Today show last fall! On a related note, we miss Howard Stern. Alas, maybe one day we’ll be able to afford Sirius… UPDATE (6:10pm): Stern got punk’d, it was all a hoax! Now we don’t feel so bad about never deciding to pony up for Sirius. [TMZ]