A rare bit of entertainment broke out today at ABC’s upfronts when jovial late-night television host Jimmy Kimmel delivered an off-color comedy routine, taking shots at Jay Leno (“[NBC is] giving Jay’s viewers exactly what they want. An early-bird specialâ€), ABC’s advertisers (“Next year on Grey’s Anatomy, your product could kill Dr. Izzie. It just depends on how much you want to payâ€), and his network’s lineup (“This show, Shark Tank, has the word ‘tank’ right in the titleâ€). [ArtsBeat/NYT]