In news that’s only slightly less surprising than the fact that James Franco is planning to join General Hospital, the Los Angeles County coroner noted that Michael Jackson’s “overall health was fine†at the time of his death, though he stood five nine and only weighed 136 pounds. He also noted that there was “arthritis in Jackson’s spine and some fingers, mild plaque buildup in his legs, and a reduced lung capacity,†but those conditions did not factor into MJ’s death. On a related note, how come no one told us it’s opposite day? [ETOnline]