U.K. video distributor Revolver has picked up Robsessed, a documentary about Twilight star Robert Pattinson, presumably made without his knowledge or participation. They’re planning a release to coincide with New Moon’s next month, and they’ll sell it packaged with DVD copies of 2006’s Haunted Airmen, a movie Pattinson made before he became the world’s most salable person. Then, everyone who works at Revolver, including the interns and janitorial staff, will retire to their own private tropical islands. [Screen Daily via Playlist]