Subtle Sexuality is a hot new girl group made up of “the beautiful and mysterious†Kelly Kapoor and “the pretty†Erin Hannon, two employees of a paper company in Pennsylvania. Influenced by “Rihanna, Katy Perry, J.Hud, and all the Kardashians,†Subtle Sexuality’s first video is the Auto-Tune–heavy dance jam “Male Prima Donna,†featuring guest appearances by ‘Nard Dog and Mr. Understood. This is what “Poker Face†would sound like if Lady Gaga were from Scranton.