Say you were a company intent, for some reason, on selling dog-shaped cell-phone speakers to the discerning consumers of Japan — how would you do it? To be honest, we’re not sure we’d have ever thought to shoot a commercial in which Quentin Tarantino dons a kimono, bluffs kung-fu moves, and speaks in what even we can tell is pretty terrible Japanese. But Soft Bank Mobile Corporation did, and we’ll be damned if we don’t now want a dog-shaped cell-phone speaker. Movieline has an English translation of the dialogue, but it probably won’t help you make any sense of this thing.
Nutso Quentin Tarantino Commercial Outtakes Result in Nutso Quentin Tarantino Commercial [Movieline]