Last night, at a State of the Union dinner hosted by The Atlantic and Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry at Le Cirque, we ran into Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’s always charming Chris Meloni and asked him whether the show could give Conan O’Brien some work. “I’d love to get him on an episode,†he told us. As a criminal? “Do you think he could pull it off? He’d be a very goofy criminal.†Meloni gave some thought to the other option, and decided, “He’s already been victimized enough. As a matter of fact, after what he’s been through, I think anal rape would be easier for him.â€