Congressman Anthony Weiner visited his old roommate Jon Stewart last night and, when asked about his chances in a mayoral election, claimed he “would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule†had he run in the fall. There was more strange diction on The Late Late Show, where Tina Brown’s description of the web as a “hot†medium turned out to be only slightly related to pornography. Senator Scott Brown (no relation) was the subject of David Letterman’s “Top Ten,†and on The Colbert Report, Henry Louis Gates Jr. revealed Stephen Colbert’s genealogy as part of his Faces of America project. It turns out that Stephen Colbert has more in common with his character than he knew. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.