You might not be aware of this, but NBC is still airing The Jay Leno Show every night at 10 p.m.! We know, right? Anyway, since we don’t feel like expending the effort it would take to delete the show from our list of programs that we automatically DVR, we end up watching fast-forwarding through it from time to time. And because we saw Jessica Biel was a guest on last night’s program, we decided to check out what sort of humiliation Jay would put Justin Timberlake’s ladyfriend through in order to “earn her plug.†Apparently, the mammoth cast of Valentine’s Day drew straws to see what unlucky person would have to discuss the ensemble rom-com with the Chin; it goes without saying that Biel lost. Being the good sport that she is, she mistakenly assumed that hand-feeding him chocolate-covered strawberries was a torturous enough activity for her to get her plug. Well, she was wrong. Inexplicably, Jay Leno made the bizarre decision to channel the spirit of Joe Rogan and insisted on feeding her a cricket he dipped into a chocolate fountain.