The life story of orange-hued movie producer Robert Evans — already a book and a documentary, both called The Kid Stays in the Picture — will be retold onstage. Jon Robin Baitz (creator of ABC’s Brothers and Sisters) will script, John N. Hart Jr. (Tony winner for Chicago) will produce, and Richard Eyre (helmer of Notes on a Scandal) will direct, with an eye on a 2011 Broadway debut. No word yet on casting, but any interested actors should probably start tanning today. [NYT]