A week ago, Taylor Swift was getting crappy reviews for her off-key Grammys performance — and now she’s getting crappy reviews for her acting. Of the hundreds of thespians in this weekend’s Valentine’s Day, Variety says she’s the worst: “Some teen viewers may be drawn by the lure of the two Taylors, but their time onscreen together arguably reps the film’s low point; Swift, especially, seems entirely undirected, as she jumps around, makes faces and jabbers on inanely.†Too bad her role didn’t require her to feign surprise. [Variety]