The weather wasn’t the only thing raging this week: The wild world of infotainment was a veritable sturm und drang of mindless celebrity banter and awkward statements. Vulture scoured the usual suspects — Entertainment Tonight, TMZ, Access Hollywood, etc. — to find this week’s gems, like Richard Simmons singing outside a restaurant in L.A., a tour of the “Tickle-me-Congressman“‘s townhouse, and lots and lots of sexy sex! And for good measure, ogle over the unbearable cuteness that is Levi McConaughey!