TMZ reports that Conan O’Brien stands to make exactly zero dollars from his upcoming live shows — all profits will go to the tour’s 40 or so crew members, many of them former NBC employees who relocated from New York to Los Angeles to work on Conan’s Tonight Show. And, conveniently, the trek will finish up in Atlanta on June 14, which should put most workers within reasonable hitchhiking distance of their former homes. [TMZ]