Lady Gaga’s “Telephone†video, which hit the Internet tonight, features women’s prison couture (e.g. cigarette shutter shades, hair rollers and stilettos), Kathy Ireland on the red carpet-esque biceps, German subtitles, Thelma and Louise imagery and, of course, Beyonce. It all starts with one prison guard saying to another, “I told you she didn’t have a dick.â€
