In news that is sure to devastate Heidi Montag and horndog men everywhere, Disney has released a casting notice for the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides looking for “beautiful female fit models…†who must meet a set of criteria which includes having “real breasts.†“Do not submit if you have implants,†the notice instructs.
“In the last movie, there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whorish look, and men were pretty well padded too, and no one worried,†a former casting agent said, as reported by the Post. “But times are changing, and the audience can spot false breasts.â€
According to the Post, women auditioning for a part will have to undergo a “Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges,†which doesn’t sound the least bit strange! No word on whether new cast member Penelope Cruz - who will be playing Blackbeard’s daughter and Jack Sparrow’s love interest - had to undergo such a test.
Disney wants women with natural breasts for new ‘Pirates’ movie [NYP]