Together as twin hosts of the Academy Awards, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin did what they do every time they separately host Saturday Night Live: Through sheer force of wit and timing, they elevated jokes that would flatline in ordinary hands. Trading gags like a latter-day Rowan and Martin, they even made unforgivably tired punchlines (the Snuggie, Paranormal Activity) forgivable. We compiled their best moments, so try them on for size, clotheswhores! (Update: Video removed by request of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.)