The infotainment shows aren’t like the paparazzi; no, they’re far better. Because The Insider, ET, and the like only stalk celebrities at wonderful premieres and junkets, where luminaries want to be stalked. Yes, the shows will sometimes buy footage from the paparazzi, but that’s only because they’re covering the story of how the paparazzi are such meanies! And there were plenty of stories like that to be had this week: With Sandra Bullock, Lindsay Lohan, and Kate Gosselin all bemoaning their shutterbugged fate, it was up to Billy Bush and the gang to leap into action! (Plus: Mary Hart’s seal impression!)