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The Latest Victim of the Justin Bieber Traveling Riot: Justin Bieber’s Hat

Despite the nation’s police force bracing for the worst, Justin Bieber’s arrival in Auckland, New Zealand, devolved into another shrieking mêlée, with about 500 Beliebers at the airport whipped up into a frothing frenzy. Things took an unexpected turn, however: After leaving a string of trampled security gates and hospitalizations in his wake, this time it was Bieber himself victimized by the crush. He tweeted: “The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people.†His hat! Don’t worry, it’s back now: “Sorry … U cant hold me ransom. I got my hat back. no hugs. no thanks u’s. just glad they did the right thing. I dont condone thievery!! haha.†Laugh if you will, Justin, but from where we’re standing, it looks like the chickens are coming home to roost. [Billboard]

The Latest Victim of the Justin Bieber Traveling Riot: Justin Bieber’s Hat