It only took three months and one day: Conan O’Brien has one million followers on Twitter. O’Brien heralded the news by tweeting, “Today I got my 1,000,000th Twitter follower! I am now in the realm of Gods like Ashton, Bieber, Mariah, and updates on new Dell products.†Oh, Conan, there you go with the modesty: You’re easily more godlike than the three of those things that don’t have magical, blow-dried super bangs. [Conan O’Brien/Twitter]