Mad Men and Community’s Alison Brie, that’s who! She writes in a personal essay, “Exploring my newfound sexuality, there was, of course, the girl-on-girl action, the crazy threesome with the afros and whips, and the surreal ‘shrooms experience where I thought the tree was fondling me but it turned out to be my creepy male roommate with calluses on his hands … gross. I developed this (possibly misplaced) sexual pride, based solely on the quantity of penetrations of my vagina.†And that’s just the preamble! We are simultaneously torn between two thoughts: You sound fun! And, you kiss Pete Campbell with that mouth?! [Nerve]