Nothing has been as overexposed this past year as Jersey Shore and Twilight, so a combination of the two phenomena was basically inevitable. We have Jimmy Kimmel to “thank†for “Friggin’ Twilight,†a Twilight parody acted out by the Jersey Shore cast in performances so stiff they might as well have been played by dead people (ha!). Unsurprisingly, Snooki comes off the best, as she merely has to strut around in a yellow dress and say things like “Thanks, vampire bitches†and “What the frig?†Otherwise, it’s a pretty dreadful affair, including Pauly D licking himself, Snooki getting punched in the face again (ugh), and Angelina managing to be excessively annoying in just two seconds of screen time.
