Who would have guessed that Evangeline Lilly secretly wants to write books for children? The Lost star gave The Late Late Show’s Craig Ferguson a tiny taste of what she’s got cooking with a Dr. Seuss–esque poem that was surprisingly good. Watch out, Madonna. Up next, Jon Stewart likens the controversial Israeli flotilla raid to a south-of-the-border party tradition, minus the candy. Last but not least, Stephen Colbert shows a hilarious lack of sympathy for that Spanish matador who took a bull by the horn in one of the worst ways possible. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.