Former Dallas Cowboys coach, two-time Super Bowl winner, and 67-year-old guy Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on this fall’s Survivor: Nicaragua. Johnson is supposedly a big fan of the show and was almost a contestant on Survivor: Gambon before he failed a physical. (That’s the same season that former NFL quarterback Gary Hogeboom appeared.) We look forward to many tortured metaphors about Survivor, football, war, and how no one does any of those activities to make friends. [Dallas Morning News]