Steve Carrell forwent the expected promotion of Despicable Me during his appearance on The Cobert Report to dust off his and Colbert’s classic Daily Show insult-fest, Even Stephven. The result was a great Dan in Real Life joke and the two ending things in tears, cursing “that asshole†Jon Stewart for holding them back while simultaneously launching their careers. Over at the current version of The Daily Show, Jon Oliver bemoans the the Queen of England’s new frugal ways, and wrapping things up on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno kicks future jailbird Lindsay Lohan while she’s down. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.