Len Wiseman, the “auteur†behind the Underworld films, will likely direct a remake of Total Recall, the Arnold Schwarzenegger–starring, Paul Verhoeven–directed movie based on the Philip K. Dick novelstory, that had amazing effects for its time. As to who actually wants to see a remake of Total Recall, the more appropriate, but equally unanswerable question is who wants to see the remake of Total Recall in 3-D, because that’s got to be where this is heading. Either way, the new version won’t be as good as the musical. [Heat Vision/HR]