And what, may you ask, is a Twitter valet? It’s a person who types out tweets for you, naturally. And why does William Shatner need such a thing? As an interview in Esquire reveals, it’s because “I can’t type … Can’t do it.†So, the interviewer asks, “You have a thought and someone, I don’t know, beams it out to the world?†Shatner replies, “That’s right. Same for Facebook.†So actually he has a Twitter and Facebook valet. Diddy should look into getting himself one of those. [Esquire]