Remember when Al Gore lost the 2000 election, grew a beard, and went to teach at Columbia? Looks like, after being shut out of the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef’s following a similar path! Brown University has announced ‘Clef is joining its Department of Africana Studies as a visiting fellow for the 2010–11 academic year. He’ll “engage in activities related to its Haiti Initiative, including lectures, faculty conversations and classes.†After that, Wyclef will produce and star in an award-winning documentary about climate change, and then allegedly grope his masseuse. [AP]