Proving that Helen Mirren isn’t the only over-60 Brit with compelling cougar credentials, Judi Dench has been cast in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, where she’ll get frisky with Johnny Depp in a cameo role. Baz Bamingoye reports that Dench will play a noblewoman whose carriage Depp escapes into, and that “as he ravishes her, he Âmanages to rob her.†However, we’re sure she won’t mind the loss of her jewels, since the assignation will almost certainly reactivate her lusty old-lady libido, as these things are wont to do. (We minored in Old Ladies Who Say Sexually Inappropriate Things Onscreen in college, see.) [Daily Mail]