Did you have the notion that Ashton Kutcher was keeping himself physically fit so he could remain sexually objectified onscreen? Quite the contrary, he tells Men’s Fitness: Kutcher is studying Muy Thai and working on his body because his “physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end [of the world] … What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.†Do go on! “It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electronic file.†[SF Gate via Gawker]