“My goal all along was to be praised and talked about until I reached a level of total contentment with who I am and where I belong in the world, and on Friday night of last week, I reached that level,†said West, standing outside the screen door of his home in a pair of khaki slacks and a plain gray work shirt. “I finally feel satisfied and whole as a human being, which means I can stop being a famous pop star now.â€
Today’s Onion story, Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa, is excellent, as usual:But what really makes it for me is this image of Kanye baking cookies. Amazing.