Heâs not fit to scrub David Lettermanâs feet. I donât know why heâs beaten David Letterman in the ratings. Itâs beyond my comprehension. America must be filled with morons, who at night lay in bed, the ones that are watching him must be in a comaâŚ[on Conan] If I was Jay Leno, I wouldâve manned up. I wouldâve said, âListen. Conan, you think youâre so good? Iâm gonna go to Fox network, or Iâm gonna go to ABC, and Iâm gonna put my show on, and Iâm gonna kick your ass. THATâS what a man does. You donât sort of weasel your way back in.â
Howard Stern was on the new Piers Morgan show on CNN last night, and boy, does that guy dislike Jay Leno:Relatively uncontroversial statements, at least to this demographic. But hereâs the thing, Howard: you disliking Leno wonât change a thing. Leno will always be able find some typos in local newspapers and please a certain demographic and get his ratings. You canât win against such a man; you just have to learn to ignore him.