I’m kidding! Come on, guys; I’ve seen Beetlejuice. Our favorite part about very handsome and long-time famous person Alec Baldwin’s advice to Charlie Sheen is that it’s 98% about getting sold out by a studio exec after The Hunt for Red October, 2% inflammatory advice that is going to get Sheen’s dander up. “You will never win because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. (Do you secretly want to get snuffed? So you can go back and make movies?),†Baldwin wonders. Oh buddy.
