From Charlie Sheen’s Twitter feed to your neighborhood: Sheen and his goddesses are taking the show on the road. On Thursday, Sheen tweeted: “Fastball; My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show LIVE Detroit/Chicago on sale Sat. The REAL story c.†Tickets are already on sale in Chicago and Detroit. The description? “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! 
This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.†Purchase at your own risk. [Charlie Sheen/Twitter]