Forbes’ list of the rappers with the biggest overall fortunes (not to be confused with Forbes’ list of the rappers who made the most money last year) goes like this: Diddy, $475 million; Jay-Z, $450 million; Dr. Dre, $125 million; Birdman, $100 million; 50 Cent, also $100 million. Well, this really puts things in perspective: Of course Dr. Dre spends a decade dicking around on Detox — he’s got $125 million! Of course 50 Cent spends all his time making epically dumb-looking movies — he’s got $100 million! Also, as Forbes points out, Jay’s “I’m like really half a billie†boast from “H.A.M.†is accurate. And, finally: Damn, good job, Birdman. Now we don’t feel bad for making fun of your tattoos. [Forbes via Billboard]