Forbes today investigates a dastardly new development: celebrity home foreclosures. But how could celebrities possibly lose their homes, you ask? Some, like Chamillionaire, do it on purpose: He strategically defaulted on a Houston-area home last summer. Others, like Mel Gibson and Nicolas Cage, are just kind of broke. Who else has fallen prey? Forbes’ list includes: Dr. J., Toni Braxton, Sergei Fedorov, Antoine Walker, Lenny Dykstra, Octomom, Rick Derringer, Timothy Busfield, and The Real Housewives’ Alexis Bellino. Time for a humble plea: We only ask that, one day soon, we may yet live in a world where celebrities don’t have to go through the kind of negative experiences regular people do. [Forbes]