At a PaleyFest panel last night, Parks and Rec head honcho Michael Schur claimed “there’s no truth†to the rumor that Lowe would be replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, and pointed out that Rob was locked up for a “multiyear contract.†Also: “The Internet lit a match and set itself on fire.†On the other hand: If he really wanted Lowe, couldn’t Chuck Lorre just, like, buy Parks and Recreation and turn it into his Ping-Pong room? [HR]